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In Washington, senior officials discussed on Tuesday whether to reduce the $1.3bn (?830m) in military aid that the US gives Egypt every year. The meeting reportedly produced no imminent changes to US policy.
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aku cuba memprotes tentang kasut tumit tinggi itu sambil menunjukkan ke arah sandalku
“Haa…nak buat apa tu, tak serik lagi ke?”. Kata cikgu Kamal sambil memerhatikan kami.
Oleh : Athirah FairuzTang! Tang! Tang! Kedengaran titisan hujan satu demi satu mengenai atap zink bangunan sekolah Maktab Rendah Sains Mara Pengkalan Chepa. Waktu pembelajaran sudah tamat. Ramai pelajar yang mula berjalan mengharungi air yang bertakung…
“majlis pertunangan?” dia mahukan penjelasan. ???apa semua ni???
“Sayang mama je. Papa?” tanya Tan Sri Saifuddin.
“Malam ni makan apa?” tanya Mikael ketika mereka berada di depan pintu pagar rumah Luna. “Macam biasa, roti!” Roti putih memang menjadi kegemaran Luna. “Mika, tunggu sini kejap. Kita ada hadiah untuk awak.” Mikael tersengih. “Bertahun-tahun sambut harijadi sama-sama, tak pernah pun dapat apa-apa, tahun ni dapat hadiah pula?” Luna mengangguk, lalu terus memecut masuk ke dalam rumah, dan muncul semula beberapa minit kemudian.
Kalau nak dikatakan aku ni muka dah berkedut, tak ada lah ! Bukan nak memuji diri sendiri eh, memang betul pun. Ramai je rakan sekerja aku cakap yang aku ni nampak awet muda. Macam budak sekolah kerana badan aku yang tak pernah nak gemuk-gemuk ni. Makan apa je tetap tak naik-naik juga berat badan. Kadang-kadang aku terfikir juga, mana perginya makanan yang aku makan tu ? Nak kata aku tak baca bismillah, setiap kali nak makan aku baca. Hmm. Musykil sungguh.
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3. Aliyah ada mengajak dia solat berjemaah. Kelam kabut dibuatnya. Aliyah minta dia jadi Imam. Yelah, nanti dia akan menjadi ibu pada zuriat Abg yang lahir, jadinya Aliyah harapkan dia mampu untuk mengajar anak-anak Abg nanti untuk menjadi imam dan imamah yang beriman. Tapi, kalau dia sendiri pun kelam kabut memakai telekung… Aliyah sayangkan Abg…
“Okey je. Saya tak apa-apa.” Jawabku dengan suara yang tersekat-sekat.
“hahaahha,padan muka!rasakan!kau tak tahu apa telah aku buat!hehehe..aku telah bagi gambar kau terpeluk dengan kimi.aku tahu memg kejadian itu tidak sengaja..bijak kan aku!!”kata nini sendrian tanpa disedari mona mendengr setiap patah perkataan yang keluar dari mulutnya itu.
“Mana aku tahu apa yang kau fikir. Bukannya aku ada kuasa psikik nak tahu apa yang bermain di kepala otak kau tu.”
“Kecut perut aku ketawa doh” Dania menekan-nekan perutnya kerana tidak dapat menahan gelaknya. Lagi-lagi bila dia melihat Durani sudah menarik muncungnya yang agak panjang.
“ Keluar dengan lelaki. Bercakap dengan lelaki. Berjalan dengan lelaki. Except for my dad and my brother in law.” Baiklah, cik Fareeq. Awak nak gelak, gelaklah.
“Luq,tak baik tau layan Syaqira macam tu.Mama tau,kamu rasa orang gaji macam dia tak layak,tak setaraf dengan kita.Tak patut manjakan takut dia pijak kepala kita.Tapi,dia tetap manusia dan layak dilayan dengan sebaik mungkin.Mama yakin Syaqira bukan jenis yang suka ambil kesempatan,”nasihat Datin Aisyah lembut.
“kat Ipoh pak cik tapi sementara cuti ni saya tinggal ngan kakak kat Bayan Lepas”,jawab Imran tertib.
“Erm…. Hah bila Isya cakap butik ni, tiba-tiba mama teringat something jap ea,” Puan Sri Aisyah cepat-cepat berlalu dari situ dan menuju ke arah butik Sasa. Dia tersenyum apabila memikirkan reaksi Danisya apabila mengetahui dirinya akan disolek.
Kelapan-lapan mahluk yang ada disitu terus mute mendengar kata-kata terakhir CBR sebelum….
“Aku teman Puan Sri tu la semalam. Suami dia outstation. Hari minggu ni pun aku kena teman dia,” tipu Danisya.
“Eh, mana boleh. Tetamu Puan Diba pun saya kena hormat.”
” Dah ada keputusan ?” abah terus bertanya bila melihat aku melangkah masuk kerumah. Angah leka menonton tv. Lansung tidak menjeling kearahku.
Intan: Dahlah. Meremang bulu roma aku. Tengok, hari yang panas terik tadi pun dah berubah mendung. Nampak sangatlah dorang ni mendatangkan bencana.
“nurse,saya keluar kejap.patient saya awak pass dekat doktor harlina erk..”ujar afi sambil mengenyit mata ke arah nurse pelatih yg datang mengambil preskripsi ubat.muka nurse tersebut terus bertukar merah.malu.huuhuhu…
“U dah decide nak pilih tempat mana?” pertanyaan Adrian mengejutkan Lisa yang mengelamun. “Belum lagi, my dad mahu Lisa pilih UK pasal grandma ada kat sana”, jawab Lisa. Adrian mengerutkan dahinya seperti tidak bersetuju, “I thought we discussed it before, we chose States, States more fun than conservative English”, ujar keras Adrian. “My grandma is English, please don???t say it again and I don???t want to talk about it anymore,” tegas Lisa yang seringkali menegur Adrian akan hal ini.
“Terima kasih cikgu!” kata ketua kelas serentak murid yang lain.
Wow! mata dia coklat cair. Galak! Alamak… terpesonanya aku. Rugi kau Qin, mamat ni handsome habis. Macho giler!
“Aisyah akan pastikan dia bersolek pada hari itu. Abang tengok je lah nanti,” ucap Puan Sri Aisyah.
“Ok tak flight tadi?” sapa Kamal setelah Aira tiba di bilik tugas mereka.
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