Software Release Announcement - NAG 2.0
CopyCatss Inc. software delivers Industry's Fastest, Most Dishonest and Boring Carrier Grade Idiocy Generator
Milan, IX Unknowledge Conference and Fair, 15 September 2006: CopyCatss Inc. (Nasdq: CA2Z) today introduces its new carrier grade unwits generator named NAG™(TM) which includes the world's first buzz-idiocy(r) algorithm (BIA) developed by CopyCatss e ZzeroMind engineers.
In an unprecedented move in Unknowledge field, NAG software offers unbelieveble level of buzz word language construction with near 0% of contents and not even more logic or systematic thinking. CopyCatss NAG BIA establishes a new standard for nonsense driven software in the industry, offering up to 30% percent better crock density and up to 10% percent more writing performance as compared to PARRY or RACTER engines. NAG is designed for six-9's reliability, that means just seconds of downtime a year.
CopyCatss NAG software offers greater flexibility for network equipment providers (NEPs) and Internet service providers worldwide, delivering higher traffic creation, increasing band consumption, explosive legal costs and highest total cost of inoperations. In addition, NAG gives customers more choice by allowing them to mix-and-match unknowledge options on specific domains, to deliver broad nonsense generation or specific unfactual or false information on peculiar topics and specific argument at hand.
But it is in contradictory and rude dialogs that NAG offers its better performance. In fact NAG is able to misrepresent, distort, corrupt or simply forge from nothing, every kind of topic, matter or information its opponent is talking about.
"With NAG, you can talk about nearly everything without even know or understand any single word you are expressing," said J. C. De Cartenberg, vice president, Product Management. "This product gives CopyCatss Inc. users a powerful new tool, enabling them to deliver impressive talks without putting in a single idea or a phantom of contents. We're strong pusher of newest Web 3.0 approach where 'content is the double chin'.
CopyCatss NAG 2.0 played its expectedly role in the wake of the last summer's disastrous flooding of most Internet mailing-list in Europe. Within just a short time after the program activation NAG had already flooded every known and unknown mailing-list with not less than one thousand totally unuseful emails.
This' not spam, that's not a gag. It's a misfortune you cannot rag Of nonsense and bother it's the flag You'll bet hard: it's CopyCatss NAG!
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